Today is my birthday! And last night I got my first retard troll-flame since I was 14! So to celebrate, I am going to make Ishida's life a misery via our favourite dumbberry and midgetbitch! :D



( FILTHY ICHI/HIME INFLUENCES ON YOUR CHILDREN )

If I have a massive massive crush on both Starrk and Lilynette, does that make me a furry?


Also, have some drabbles:
Meme:
* Put your iTunes/Winamp/music player of choice on shuffle.
* For the first ten five songs, write a drabble based on that song. Preferably write it while the song plays. Stop as soon as it's ended. Skip if you get horribly blocked.




( 1. Tender - Feeder [SONIC - Rivals!Silver, Sonic, Rush!Blaze] )



( 2. Black and Gold - Sam Sparro [SONIC - Shadow] )



( 3. In the Mood – Glenn Miller [BLEACH – Hiyori, Shinji] )



( 4. Time to Pretend – MGMT [The Darkness – Jackie, Jenny] )



( 5. On Your Shore – Charlotte Martin [BLEACH – Renji, Rukia] )




THIS WAS REALLY HARD BAWWWWWWWW.

tl;dr, I really owe Renji like, three or four smut fics just because I am mean to him and he never gets his leg over and he and Hisagi probably have competitions with the two of them and a paint colour-chart to see who has the bluest balls.

I have nothing intelligent to post here lately,

( so have some adorable cuteness instead. )

Title: For This Once, Never Again
Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Hisana, Byakuya, Gin
Word-count: 6,120 OMG LONGEST FIC I EVER WROTED YAEY
Rating: PG? No more than PG-13, surely.
Summary: Gin hates sad stories. Hisana's life was full of them.
Based on a theory about Rukia.


I really, really hate this fic. I’ve been writing it for like, two years and I was all-but-ready to jack in Bleach fandom altogether, but then Kubo turned Starrk and Lilynette into even more untold holy batshit awesome, and so I’m stuck here. halp. plz.


( 一期一会 )

cccpirate: agh wiki is failing me. i am remembering this right - that byakuya seriously pissed off the kuchiki clan by marrying hisana, right?
overtoned: yeah
that's like srsly pissed off
cccpirate: yeah
overtoned: but he was also like, effah you allah
cccpirate: rofl
yeah
overtoned: er. that was not meant to be sacriligious
cccpirate: he married her anyway but they weren't exactly happy
MUSLIM TASK FORCE IS GONNA GET YOU BITCH
GET BACK IN THE BURQA
overtoned: HO SHIT


[later]

cccpirate: also now I have this amazing brain-flash
of Kaien and Byakuya in a nightclub
and Kaien being totally pissed
and going up to girls and being like HEY BABE. YOU SEE MY FRIEND HERE? HE WANTS TO SENBON YOUR ZAKURA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 8D
overtoned: HAHAHAHAHAH
cccpirate: HEY BYAKUYA, IS THAT YOUR ZANPAKUTOU OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE THESE LOVELY LADIES HERE?
etc. etc.
overtoned: hahahahhaha
cccpirate: I bet Kaien was a total shit to Byakuya
overtoned: byakuya's zannpakjtou can only show excitment in its shikai form
*u
cccpirate: rofl
overtoned: bankai's like: wtf is this?!??!
cccpirate: "that's not cherry blossoms on your face. IT'S MY JIZZ."

Title: Podrá la muerte
Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Renji, Rukia. Renruki of an emo sort.
Word-count: 1,974
Rating: PG.
Spoilers: Not many: Soul Society arc, perhaps?
Summary: Future!fic. Rukia’s dead. Renji still keeps on following her.
sort-of sequel to [this fic]


( Podrá la muerte / cubrirme con su fúnebre crespón; / pero jamás en mí podrá apagarse / la llama de tu amor )

Title: Ourobouros
Author's name: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Ichigo/Rukia. Attempted.
Rating: PG?
Word-count: 264
Summary: And the moon shall be as bright.
Notes: There seem to be a lot of IchiRuki fans on my flist who are having a rough time. I suck at IchiRuki but I thought I’d try something anyway, and hope things pick up for you all sometime soon.


( no apologies )

Title: All of the Gin Joints
Author: cccpirate / Tsu
Characters: Silver, Blaze.
Word-count: 906
Rating: Not even PG.
Spoilers: BLAZE DIES AND CANON CRIED A MILLION TEARS BECAUSE OF THE PLOT HOLES.
Summary: All reunions are awkward.


( ’cause all of our moves make up for the silence )

the¿Who Should I Play?meme


because I'm really goddamn bored and proper fic isn't doing it for me lately.

ALTHOUGH.

Comment with a pairing/character/prompt and I'll write a one-sentence failthing :D

Title: Forged
Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Silver, Blaze
Word-count: 2400-ish.
Rating: eh. PGish?
Spoilers: Nothing past ‘06
Summary: Silver knew of her before he knew her.


( the kids of tomorrow don’t need today when they live in the sins of yesterday. )

Title: Climbing Rainbows
Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Uryuu, Orihime. IshiHime, IchiHime, emo and woe.
Word-count: 555
Rating: Not even PG.
Spoilers: Future-fic.
Summary: Ishida Uryuu has been in love, and he has left it behind.


( I give you anything yes I’ll give you anything yes I gave you everything )

Title: On Your Shore
Author's name: cccpirate / Karlie
Rating: R. Less porn, more smut/implied smut/emo/making Ichigo’s life hell.
Word-count: 1,600 (1,630 including titles)
Characters: Inoue Orihime/Kuchiki Rukia (YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT).
Notes: The ship-wars are dumb and stupid. Let’s solve them all by writing some delicious yuri.

Done using centi_porn, and fuck it, I put Blind back in there.

( Every time it rains, I listen to the sky / and I wonder what’s so great about sunshine )

Title: Youth Like Tigers
Author: cccpirate / Tsu
Characters: Setsuna F. Seiei, Lockon Stratos (Neil Dylandy). Gen-fic.
Word-count: 2,519
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Pre-season 1, episode 1.
Summary: “He’s much too young to be hanging around a battleship.”

Lockon tries to be the scheming bastard of a big brother Setsuna never had. AU.


( you are not allowed to follow )

Title: Foreign Relatives
Author's name: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Ichigo, Rukia, Nell, Karin, Yuzu, Isshin.
Rating: PG?
Word-count: 1,486
Summary: On parenting. How Ichigo and Rukia became parents before they even considered dating.
Notes: More of the ‘finishing stuff up’ and I TOTALLY STARTED WRITING THIS BEFORE 290 OH MY GOD GIANT ESPADA BOOBS. OH, AND LET’S PRETEND THE WHOLE CRAZY SHIT TO DO WITH KARAKURA BEING SWAPPED NEVER HAPPENED EITHER, OKAY? OKAY. AWESOME.

Also, I’m not an IchiRuki shipper of any kind but the idea of Ichigo taking Nell home with him is just too awesome, and you just know Rukia would stick around to mock.


( Circumstances have changed... )

Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: Knuckles, mentions of Shade, Sonic, Ix. SPOILERS FOR CHRONICLES
Word-count: 223

( tonight tonight, ain't coming back until the morning light. )

All made for biodisaster because I love her and she is awesome.

Doujinshi is called "Burn Me Asunder" -- I found part of it on Rule 34 aaaages ago, but when I followed the paper trail, the author had raegquit the internet (or something) so I... couldn't a) get the end / b) ask if it was okay, but then, I see countless people iconing doujin every day, SO.

Silver - 7
Blaze - 1
Silver/Blaze - 9

One of these icons is epically NSFW. You have been warned. &hearts


( lovers, keep on the road you're on )

Title: Rip it Up
Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters: The Hitsugaya Expedition Squad.
Word-count: 774
Rating: PG-13. Or R, depending on how sensitive you are to Renji’s dulcet tones.
Spoilers: Spoilers for Arrancar arc, but it's set in the future, I guess.
Summary: Soul Society quickly realised just how unconvincing shinigami looked when posing as students. Have a day in the life of aforementioned shinigami in their new roles.

i don’t know. it's just more stuff i'm finishing to get rid of :D~

( yo momma got six elbows, and she do the robot )

Author: cccpirate / Karlie
Characters/Prompt: Blaze, Gardon
Word-count: 497

just a dumb little thing I wrote for an RP app that ran away from me. why the hell did blaze let an entire group of Royal Guards help out in RA?


( drop the bass )