cccpirate: agh wiki is failing me. i am remembering this right - that byakuya seriously pissed off the kuchiki clan by marrying hisana, right?
overtoned: yeah
that's like srsly pissed off
cccpirate: yeah
overtoned: but he was also like, effah you allah
cccpirate: rofl
yeah
overtoned: er. that was not meant to be sacriligious
cccpirate: he married her anyway but they weren't exactly happy
MUSLIM TASK FORCE IS GONNA GET YOU BITCH
GET BACK IN THE BURQA
overtoned: HO SHIT
[later]
cccpirate: also now I have this amazing brain-flash
of Kaien and Byakuya in a nightclub
and Kaien being totally pissed
and going up to girls and being like HEY BABE. YOU SEE MY FRIEND HERE? HE WANTS TO SENBON YOUR ZAKURA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 8D
overtoned: HAHAHAHAHAH
cccpirate: HEY BYAKUYA, IS THAT YOUR ZANPAKUTOU OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE THESE LOVELY LADIES HERE?
etc. etc.
overtoned: hahahahhaha
cccpirate: I bet Kaien was a total shit to Byakuya
overtoned: byakuya's zannpakjtou can only show excitment in its shikai form
*u
cccpirate: rofl
overtoned: bankai's like: wtf is this?!??!
cccpirate: "that's not cherry blossoms on your face. IT'S MY JIZZ."